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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺

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