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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Champ eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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