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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Dexter eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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