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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Widget eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺

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