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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺

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