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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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