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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Buddy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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