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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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