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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Charlie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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