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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘

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