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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Poppy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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