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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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