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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pennywise eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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