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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Weasley eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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