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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Spock eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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