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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻
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