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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Darth Vader eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏

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