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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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