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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯

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