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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Minnie eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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