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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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