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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Peanut eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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