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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Stella eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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