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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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