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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Sparky eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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