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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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