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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Murphy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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