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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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