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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃
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