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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁
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