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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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