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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺

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