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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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