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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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