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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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