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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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