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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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