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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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