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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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