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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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