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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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