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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Molly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮

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