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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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