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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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