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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
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