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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗
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