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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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