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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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