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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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