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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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