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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗
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