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Pet death

My step-auntie Sylvia had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Akira eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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